Warning: Anomalous Coffee Machine is mostly fine, but some words make this very NSFW!
Anomalous Coffee Machine is a request from my patron, so I’ll review it. It is a game where you type words into a coffee machine, any words, and then have the girl drink it. Most words will have no effect, but 776 words will, Some will transform her into various forms. Others will kill her. Still more will make her have graphic sex with you. And… that’s it. That’s all there is to this game. I wish I was joking. Just type words and see the effects. Now some words go together, like Rock coffee will turn her into a rock, then paper coffee will kill her. But that’s about it.
Anomalous Coffee Machine has a problem where some words should have effects but don’t, while others require singular versions of words, while the plural doesn’t work. Video games does not work, while games does (giving the effect above). But in the end, the biggest problem is this game just boring. There’s no goal beyond unlocking the reactions and after the obvious words are exhausted, things become frustrating. You then have to use a guide. Play this if you want, but I see no reason to for most. It should also be half the price. Anomalous Coffee Machine gets a Your Mileage May Vary verdict with a six score.
Overall: Anomalous Coffee Machine is a game where you type words into a coffee machine to get a girl’s reaction. It is pretty boring and pointless.
Verdict: Your Mileage May Vary
Score: 6
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