This was supposed to be a review of Love Furry Girls: Zodiac Dating App. And it will be in part, but also a deep dive into its publisher, Red Fables, a purveyor of crap. You see, Red Fables loves to deliver games in pairs, as there is Love Furry Boys, which is exact same game, just with art of furry dudes, not furry girls. And there is also, Love Anime Boys Club, which you you guessed it, has anime boys instead of furry boys. How do they do it? Read on.
Love Furry Girls and Chat GPT
Love Furry Girls is the first dating sim to be written by Chat GPT. I’m joking, partially. All of your twelve lucky furry ladies read like they were written by Chat GPT. None have a distinct personality beyond their zodiac sign, and after awhile, its hard to tell them apart. Observe:
The ladies in Love Furry Girls will tell you their personality. A line will go, “Hi, I’m Cancer(note no A), which means I’m blah blah blah…” Its generic text. In fact, remove the furry female picture, it’s difficult to tell the difference. Everything is generic because the text is also used Love Furry Boys. I don’t even need to download that game, as there’s a marketing screenshot that shows it:
Its important to note the art is different between the two games, but all seems AI generated. The twelve ladies in Love Furry Girls all look damn near identical, and if you took off their clothes, good luck telling them apart(no nudity though).
The rest of it!
The actual game is a dating sim. You visit town to meet the girls, then either chat or go on a date. If the date goes really well, you get an extra special date, where nothing spicy happens. The goal is to answer the prompts correctly to raise the love meter to full and make them fall in love with you. This will unlock gallery images that look AI generated.
You can work one of four jobs in Love Furry Girls that raise two of four stats(which all do nothing). You can also buy the ladies gifts, which raises their love for you. You have thirty days to woo all twelve girls, but you’ll quit long before.
In the end, Love Furry Girls is trash, and so is everything else Red Fables produces. Don’t even get me started on Yandere Anime Girlfriend: The Mean Waifu Sim, which isn’t even a dating sim, but a mini-game where you keep swords from hitting a heart to unlock pictures of anime waifus. This gets a Garbage with a one back-end score. This gets so low because I want to dissuade people from even approaching this, its basically a scam.
Overall: Love Furry Girls is a dating sim written by Chat GPT because there’s an identical boy version that uses the same text.
Verdict: Garbage
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PS. For more furry trash, try Furry Hentai Tangram.
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